Art or Idiocy? would like to announce the opening of its Goodes & Whares Depot. Our humble General Store specializes in art objects (Tee Shirts, mostly) that are of the sarcastic, humorous and social commentary-ous variety. The concept for the store was born out of the popularity of an edition of home-made Tees by one Erik Wenzel. But many items are available for your immediate consumption:
Now you can get your very own
- “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For the Terrorists” T-shirt.
Either you are a Republican, and really did vote for the terrorists. Or you are a smartass and are pointing out the absurdity of such a prospect. Novelty purposes only, unless you really mean it.
• Cotton MADE IN AMERICA
• Pink for the girls
• Yellow Alert
• Bumper Sticker
Carl Baratta Ash Grey T-Shirt
Now you too can stride down the velvet goldmine with great conviction like the artist Carl Baratta himself in your ashen tee emblazoned with his painting "Cornered."
“THE STANDARD ORANGE DOG” White T-Shirt
Wenzel's "Standard Orange Dog" An avatar, a tabula rasa, a metaphor & an allegory. Also a funny cartoon character. Enjoy it for fun or for serious.
JUST IN TIME FOR THE FALL, BACK TO SCHOOL or BACK TO THE GALLERIES:
DEEP ART THOUGHTS Journal
Be your own art critic! Take this handy dandy book whenever you go to the galleries, museums or coffee shops. Write down what you really think about art but are too polite to say. Or jot down the phone numbers of curators, gallerists, dealers or just cute people you meet.
“Put Me in Your Gallery!!” T-Shirt
Just in time for the fall gallery openings! There's no better way to let the gallerists and power brokers know your intentions effectively than with this Tee!! Wear this shirt and get results. (results not guaranteed, void where prohibited)
And Finally... FOR THE LOVERS
Classic Wenzel Dog, Classic Thong
Either say "I Love You!" or "Not Tonight" depending on your sense of humor. And it’s American Apparel, could you get any more drrty?