Friday, June 30, 2006

FOUR REVIEWS

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY ART

WOLFGANG TILLMANS
The best show to roll through since Dan Flavin. Warhol was nice, with it’s early minimal death-inspired themes that correlate with Polke and the Capitalist Realists, but was trumped by a media blitz that even would have made Andy roll his eyes.

Tillmans’ appeal may well lay in our more primitive, degenerate tastes. Such disgusting notions as attention to form, color, composition and texture play out in his work. His experiments with photography reveal true artistry. The lush camera-less photos are simply beautiful. They rival Rothko, Louis and Olitski. In Truth Study Center, source material and items of interest and influence are placed on tables; Tillmans presents us not just with a look at his process, but with a work of art. It hovers somewhere between collage, sculpture and encyclopedia.

The only low point is the cheesy For the Victims of Organized Religion where we are presented with a grid of glossy near-black sheets. We see our reflections. Are we the victims? A black mirror- that is so Spinal Tap. It is heavy handed but continues the thread of a strange correlation between Tillmans and grand color field and Minimalist art. A lot of the abstract pieces harmonize with painters like Ellsworth Kelly and early Brice Marden. The titling of For the Victims and its engagement with the wall also brings up Dan Flavin.

Tillmans’ background is in fashion and commercial photography. This also shows in the work. There is a mixture of slick advertising and punky DIY. This is dangerous territory for most. Snapping shots of friends at play, or in surreal, staged scenarios is a risk. But Tillmans pulls it off, not so much do those who follow his lead. All in all, this is an excellent show presenting a wide breadth of artistic investigations.
IMAGE: Wolfgang Tillmans• Icestorm • 2001 • color photo


CHRIS WARE
He is a great comic artist, but what is the point of seeing his pages in black and white and non-photo blue? It is a behind the scenes sneak peak. And it has become the gold standard for mounting the “comics are art” argument. Well, duh, they are. But why hang pages on the walls? It is an obvious starting point, but this has been done for a while. Maybe hanging pages on the wall is some sort of ritualistic way of saying comics are art. As though they literally have to hang like paintings before they can exist as art. Even though comics are made to be read in books in color. Comics are great because they totally reverse the retarded Benjamin aura argument. Instead of having a singular meaningful art object and soulless reproductions, you have an incomplete original, and thousands of completed art objects.

It will always be interesting to see the pages, but really, so what? It smacks of something ill. Selling out? Horribly misrepresenting yourself? It’s not quite clear. But surely there has got to be a better way. Because this mode is nolonger valuable, and it turns this medium into hieroglyphics in a tomb. No one goes to a museum to read. This foolishness reaches its zenith in the grid of Wares watershed book, Jimmy Corrigan the Smartest Kid on Earth reproduced page by page, end to end exactly as it appears in the book. The book, consequently, is available along with others to read a few steps away. And of course for purchase in the shop.

What is best about the exhibit are the sculptures, sketches, notes and mockups. These items are far more suited to be seen in a museum. Ware has at least two or three more sculptures he has made. And an infinite amount of sketches drawings and notes. Why not show more of those? Here we are only cruelly teased with a little of what surely must lie hidden.
IMAGE: Building Stories, Spring, 2002 • Photograph courtesy of the artist


CHICAGO CULTURAL CENTER

NICK CAVE
This show is amazing. A line up of meticulous, alien and captivating figures confront you in the Baroque exhibition hall. Wicker men, zombies, monsters, fashion victims and tribal motifs elicit a very raw and visceral tension that hangs thick in the air. Thoughts of the macabre Skin Tight: the Sensibility of the Flesh at the MCA in 2004 and visions of Maya Deran’s The Divine Horsemen dance through your head as you pass between the motionless beings into the next room. To tiny monitors imbedded in walls show a Soundsuit (what the garments are titled) in action, and a creepy clown happening.

The rest of this second space is dominated by two giant tondos approximately 20feet in diameter facing one another. They shimmer in under spotlights in the dimness. They are like beautiful primitive objects you learn are associated with human sacrifice. With the dark and seductive feelings being evoked, you have to say that Nick Cave’s work is evocative.
IMAGE: Installation View • Chicago Cultural Center • 2006


JEANNE DUNNING
She is pretty much the poor man’s Matthew Barney. Dunning’s work is centered on 70s body politics and is done in two very 70s media: photography and video. And they are presented in a slick Late 80s/ early 90s way. Unfortunately both those decades are over. It is kind of painful to walk from one clever trick to the next: ladies from behind, the body as landscape, fruit like bloody organs. The blob, a fat appendage affixed to mostly thin women, is the most Barney of all. The series that holds up best is the color field photos. The white brings up Piero Manzoni’s Achromes. It is also not cliched. Others,The yellow, The Pink, The Red, The Brown also bring up abstraction. They present visages of lush saturated color. Fruits suggest blood, flesh and muscle. The chocolate pastries suggest brain tissue or shit. All the issues of body and fluid are in these pieces, but minus the lame obviousness of the other work.
IMAGE: Jeanne Dunning • The Pink • 1996 • Silver-dye bleach print mounted to plexiglass • ed: 2/3 • 74 x 52" • Collection Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago • Restricted gift of the Collectors Forum

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

3Arts Calls it Quits

In a press release, which follows in its entirety below, the 3Arts Club announces a major change in its mission.

HISTORY-
    In 1912, thirty-five women from Chicago’s cultural and educational scene, as well as social reformer and educational activist Jane Addams—formed the first 3Arts Board of Directors and established its charter to support young women engaged in the study of music, theater, and visual arts. 3Arts first opened its doors in September of 1912 at 1614 North LaSalle and in 1915 moved into its current facility.
It is an important part of Chicago history and an important part of American history. It is very sad to see it shut its doors and abandon its plans to evolve into a new housing space for people in the arts. The building is to be sold and its future is uncertain. Will it be a landmark and preserved in someway? Will it be demolished? Or will it suffer the fate of so many others and become a dreaded condominium? It is discouraging to learn this about one of the city’s great architectural treasures. Funding just isn’t what it used to be apparently. The Jane Adams Hull House also recently canceled its art & culture program, for example (INFO). It is not all bleak, though. Hull House continues to help the arts in other ways. And 3Arts is to become a grantmaking foundation with the proceeds from the sale.

Recently 3Arts hosted a series of dual exhibitions featuring an established artist and a younger, emerging talent. The program was curated by Annie Morse, and an Art or Idiocy? review of one of the shows can be found HERE (You have to scroll down a ways to February 16th. Oh come on, like that is a major inconvenience and a huge imposition.)

    3Arts to Establish a Grantmaking Foundation
    Contact: Lisa Soard
    312-251-9929
    lsoard@ksapr.com

    CHICAGO –
    The Board of Directors of The Three Arts Club of Chicago (3Arts) announced today that on June 8 the board voted unanimously to sell the 3Arts building at 1300 N. Dearborn and establish a grantmaking foundation with the proceeds from the sale.

    “We believe this will ensure a strong, mission-driven future for 3Arts,” said Cynthia West, president of the 3Arts Board of Directors. “This new direction will allow us to achieve our primary goal, which has always been to preserve the organization while updating our mission in such a way that we can have the most impact on and benefit to the arts in Chicago.”

    3Arts has worked closely with the city and state to explore every possible funding option to restore its deteriorating building to house an affordable artist community and public art center. This difficult decision was made after the organization learned that approximately $5.5 million of the anticipated public funds, which it had counted on to initiate the planned renovation and restoration, would not be forthcoming.

    “The gap in public financing was simply too great for 3Arts to bear,” said West. “As a mission-driven organization, 3Arts always has been committed to remaining open to all options. And, as board members, we had to be open to making whatever decisions, however difficult, to ensure the long-term viability of our organization.”

    The Legacy Project was launched in October 2005 to raise $24 million for the transformation, restoration and renovation of 3Arts’s historic building. In addition to the nearly $17 million projected to be secured through public financing, 3Arts also needed to raise $7 million through private philanthropy.

    “As a long-time funder of 3Arts and a member of the capital campaign committee, I understand what a tough decision this was and I think that nearly doubling an already challenging capital goal for an organization the size of 3Arts would not be feasible or responsible,” said Irene Phelps, president of The Siragusa Foundation.

    Esther Grimm, executive director of 3Arts said, “While this was a challenging journey, we are grateful to have garnered so much enthusiasm and support in the process -- most especially from our anchor partners, Sherwood Conservatory of Music and Timeline Theatre Company. We are committed to working with these partners in the coming years, and are very fortunate to be able to make the transition to a new and important future.”

    As a grantmaking foundation, 3Arts’s goal will be to support young women studying the arts, as well as programs in music, theater and visual arts. The foundation will have a broader reach within the arts community extending far past its current Gold Coast location and have an impact on diverse communities.

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Monday, June 26, 2006

Fun With Art (For A Change)

JacksonPollockOrg

Now you can paint just like Jackson Pollock, without all the mess.
Or Julie Mehretu, without all the The Project entanglements.

Is it a blank webpage? No, it is a blank canvas.
Move, click, explore. Create:

Jackson Pollock.org by Miltos Manetas




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Friday, June 23, 2006

Party Arty

Random Wall Art @ 3 Seasons Nolonger is it acceptable to simply show up at art events, socialize and secretly powerbroker deals in public. No. One has to constantly live the art life through a lens. Art or Idiocy? has been documenting the social spectacle of going to galleries to not look at art and standing around to not appear as though a good time is being had. Art or Idiocy? is on the forefront of the cusp of the leading edge with our techy snapping and immediate uploading of pics to Flickr.
Why do it?
If anything means anything than live photoblogging the artworld means everything. Because contemporary art only means this exact second. Because day-old art is just that, OLD. But if you are a loser and don’t get to the right openings, fear not.



Chicago Car Culture @ Cultural CenterThe tour rolls on. Thursday was a late-nite at Johnsonese, tonight is Morpho. It is so hard to be a maven. Good thing Art or Idiocy? only employs art sluts.

>>Visit the Flickr Slideshow HERE

Enjoy! You crazy, fabulous people! Kachow!

Podding it up on thee Olde Podcast


The MCA has 11 podcasts of Wolfgang Tillmans in conversation with curator Dominic Molon. These coincide with Tillmans’ show, which is currently on view. We haven’t listened to them yet because we are still recovering from Bad at Sports. The latest episode left us wondering whether we should laugh, cry, or commit a violent crime after listening to Wesley Kimler rabidly rage against the regime for over an hour. Each of the MCA podcasts last between one and four minutes, so they are nice and bite sized.

Kimler did produce one of the best quotes on the Art Chicago debacle though:
    “People had to jump through small hoops held very high to ruin it like they’ve ruined it. I mean it took talent to so screw up and fµçk up our artworld. But they managed to do it.”

Monday, June 19, 2006

Chicago: Art Crime Capital?

You Can’t Make this Up



This image is from this site. It has a great story about a French art cleptomanic.

There is now a suspect in custody in connection with the recent theft of artworks from Francine Turk Gallerie. God, fame is a bitch. After her work appeared in the movie The Break-Up, 10 of Turks works were stolen from her gallery. I’m pretty sure it is an art world faux pas to run a gallery that only shows your work and is named after you. And the European-style of “gallerie,” is actually spelled “galerie.” At any rate, the pilfered pieces are valued at $35,000. And so when her intern, Michael Gutweiler was taken into custody his bail was set at $50,000. You know, since it was such a serious, violent and brutal crime. Unfortunately the missing artworks have yet to be recovered and are most likely in the big art warehouse in the sky along with the stolen Scream and Madonna by Edward Munch. Not the Henry Moore sculptures though, those have been melted down and sold as raw metal.

The Tribune article goes on to reveal Gutweiler’s past, ostensibly because it explains his decent into the deep dark world of art theft. It is a little sensationalistic since it talks about the death of his mother in a car accident when he was 15. It even pulls quotes from an article at the time where Gutweiler said it ruined his life. The implication then, of course, is that this is what led him down a path towards crime. Really, though, the true indicator is that he is a student at Columbia College. Everyone knows what troublemakers those kids are.

The story is all over the local media, TV segments even sported his mugshot this morning. Do you think anyone would care this much if Turk’s art hadn’t appeared in a movie? Probably not. Not to devalue the loss of having one’s artwork stolen. It is a really awful thing to go through. But it is reported on CBS’ website by entertainment newsman Bill Zwecker in his blog Zwecker’s People. We learn Jennifer Anniston purchased a Turk during the filming and that in one seen Judy Davis appears to be making a drawing, which is really by Turk.

We also want to point out that artwork by other Chicago artists Wesley Kimler and Gary Weidner is also in the film. Their pieces have not been stolen, so they must not be newsworthy.

More Art Crimes

Via FOX Chicago’s website (but don’t worry, it’s an AP story and it’s not FOX News)
    (06.16.06-AP) — A suburban Chicago woman who co-owns a downtown art gallery has been sentenced to three years' probation for owning a headdress made from the feathers of protected birds. 

Claudia Ashleigh-Morgan of Oak Brook was also fined $12,000 Thursday and must perform 600 hours of community service. 

She pleaded guilty in April to owning the headdress and lying to federal agents. 

She and partner Glen Joffe own Primitive Art Works, a gallery in Chicago's River North neighborhood. 

He's also pleaded guilty and will be sentenced in August. 

The pair first came to the attention of agents from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service in 2003 after they appeared in a newspaper article with items that looked as if they had been made from endangered species.
NOTE TO SELF: Don’t pose in front of illegal artworks under any circumstance.

Friday, June 16, 2006

THIS JUST IN: Things We've Noticed!

And things others have noticed and pointed out



Put This Place on the Map


MapSearching for the exact locations of two galleries tonight, our staffer went to Rand McNally. Woodrow was reluctant to convert from Mapquest at first. But Rand McNally really is the best. So Woody recommends it. But check this out, mapping the West Loop, these galleries show up as landmarks:
Way to go Gescheidle and Wendy Cooper.








Cute Kittens From Art History

Serious Danger is an insane, engaging and well-designed blog. Its posts are few and far between, but they are great. Such as the collection of Cute Kittens From Art History. All the departments are funny, clever, and well worth checking out. For the young and modern paranoic

Also, the object is staring back on Why Cats Paint. Felines make art history of their own. You absolutely have to watch the compelling documentary footage. It rivals Hans Nemuth's historic work with Jackson Pollock.

Don’t Get Ripped Off by The Other Guy’s Hidden Costs

The Intrepid Art Collector has compiled this “funny cos it’s true” list of why art is so godamned expensive. The only thing I’d add is “Jacking up the price to stick it to those rich bastard health insurance-having-bourgies”


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Art on Film

TimeOut Chicago recently reported that Vaughnifer's much anticipated movie (Vince Vaughn/Jennifer Aniston in The Break-Up) set in Chicago features the work of some Chicago artists in it. Famous jerk Wesley Kimler, most recently known for being so mean Paul Klein kicked him off Artletter and talking about getting a commission for the AON when asked for a quote to put in Ed Paschke's obiturary, is one of the artists. (This may or may not be wise to mention Kimler is on Myspace.) THIS is about the only piece of his art we could find on the internet. And actually, if you spell his name right, you get a lot more hits. Another is Gary Weidner. And Francine Turk, who runs a “gallerie” of the same name that shows her work.

One has to wonder what it means when a set decorator says, “your paintings would look wonderful in my movie.” Especially since a common way people desribe art they don’t like as “this looks like what a Hollywood director thinks modern art looks like.” Aniston’s character works at an art gallery in Chicago, her boss is Judy Davis. This should be quite entertaining for us art dorks. Other stars include Ann Margert and Jason Batemen.

The Break-In

Earlier this week, CLTV (the Trib-owned 24 Chicagocentric news station) reported that one of the artists’ feaured in the movie had work stolen. We searched for the story online and in the Trib but couldn't find it. But Today, a story appeared online with the details and has entered the regular rotation of headlines on CLTV. (we wanted to get our facts straight before putting it out there. We have integrity like that)

Francine Turk is the victim of the theft, and the full details are HERE

Art Stars Are Getting Younger and Younger, but This is Ridiculous

Op Ed by resident jerk Erik Wenzel

Apparently Guinness has a World Record for youngest professional artist. It was Barnett Newman, who didn’t have a solo show until he was 45. But these days artists are being groomed before they even finish grad school. Some even while undergrads.

But Dante Lamb kicks all those UCLA Yale Hunter Columbia kids' asses. He acheived this when he beginning painting at 2 and selling his first work of art at 3. He was making graffiti throwups in crayon, and then started living on the streets of the NYC at age. Shortly after turning 3 years old and becoming more fearful that he would never gain recognition in his lifetime, he wandered into Deitch Projects and ended up doing some blow with the cute gallery girl and brokered a deal to sell a then unmade ironic videogame inspired painting to a hedge fund billionaire. Oh, he didn't? Well, what did he do? He sold a painting for 85 dollars to a bar in Georgia. That doesn’t count, that’s not special. It's pretty funny, though. I highly doubt he had anything to do with the sale. But that does indicate stardom if you just sit around making art and someone else does the selling. But 85 dollars is hardly professional, though. I mean how does he support himself on a price like that? Granted, he doesn’t live in NYC, or even Brooklyn or Hoboken, but still. I mean come on. Really, folks, please. He acheived this feat in 2002, so at age 7 he might be well considered a mid-to-late carreer artist.

Dante Lamb seen working with his even younger more exploited studio assistant on a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. He must be a true art star if he has another kid working on the hard parts.
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Dante’s website explains what working in the "abstract expressionist[sic]" style means. And while it gives a bland historical background-the kind you might find in a clearance bin history book at Borders-for America’s first big art break, the flimsy text fails to convincingly position Lamb in the milleu of postwar NYC. It also thinks "abstract expressionism[sic]” isn't a label for a speciffic type of art from a speciffic time period, but rather a genre anyone can work in, like nudes or the still life.

I suppose some of Dante Lamb [god, who the fµçk named this kid? You might as well have called him Rembrandt Q. Einstein]’s paintings are alright. But to anyone who’s actually looked at real Abstract Expressionist painting can see the vast difference. That plus he is using acrylic and everyone knows that you can only make real art with oil paint.

“Abstract expressionism [sic] is a style of painting in which the painter shows his personality through color, movement and technique,” says the website. Dante uses the scribble technique, the drip technique, the splatter technique and the smear technique, all of which he developed over years and years of practi-oh, wait, he's just a kid playing. While that meaningless sentence is written with the skill of the best press-release in the artworld, a three year old really couldn’t do anything except run around banging pots and pans with any sort of real intentionality. The moves Abba-X-ers used, while may be similar, or even inspired by the sorts of marks children make when learning to draw, write and express themselves, really have nothing to do with them.

Ab Ex wasn't a style, it wasn't even really a movement, although that is how we have to classify periods in art history in order to codify them. Ab Ex also wasn't really about emotion personality or a romantic idea of being a sensitive artist. I think some of that is in there, but as it developed, shepherded by Clement Greenberg, it became more and more about form, compostion, and a falsely predicated notion of expressing a universal vision of true pure art for all mankind. That is the type of mistake whoever wrote the text on the website makes. And all millions of people who bill themself as John Doe, Abstract Artist. It is anachronisitc and futile to try to revive Ab Ex, it is like trying to bring back history painting, or medieval minitures. You can look at all those things, you can draw inspiration from them, but you can't say John Doe, Medieval Miniturist and literally be that in any way, shape or form. The sad thing is that there are a million bitter, angry older painters, laboring under the delusion that they are unrecognized geniuses who don't even get the "style" that they are aping that paint about as well as our young genius. And they would all kill to have a website, a Guiness World Record, and paintings scattered throughout bars and restaurants trhoughout the South East.

The whole Dante Lamb machine is on the “my kid could do that” comment luddites make in museums. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Lamb have put their money where their mouth is, and have gone ahead and done it. Let’s see him try to actually make some art. Because these are just scribbles, some of them accidentally come out looking like art. I bet if he tried to draw his mom, it wouldn’t rival deKooning’s women series. Because he doesn't have any real skill or technique. It is all adults reading into what he has done. It is almost like the question of late deKooning, did he even know what he was painting? Or was he completely out of it, with his assistants putting the brush in his hand, dipping it in some paint and guiding his hand? It's also like the recent news oddity of anthorpologists finding a few charcoal marks in a cave that resemble a face and claiming they prefigure and anticipate cubism. That is totally absurd! Just as it is absurd to think a child having fun is a serious, professional artist. If only this was a fecisious art project, like Why Cats Paint. It would be the best ever! But sadly it is not.

Do you think I am being too hard on this kid? I don’t think I’m being hard enough! Kids have it toooo easy, what with their Xboxes and their cellphones these days. I had to fucking go to art school and pay my way into intellectual elitism. You can’t just going around expressing yourself. You have to have a degree that allows you to do that. Plus, if he is a real artist he has to except the critique others may give. If not him, the people who don’t understand art history that have made the website and sell the kid’s paintings to restaurants and give them to charity auctions.

Or maybe he really is the real deal. He came out of the womb screaming "Fuck Picasso!" And then started quoting Greenberg as he heroically stretched an 11 by 5 ft canvas. After staring at the blank field, challenging it, daring to laugh in the face of god himself, perhaps Lamb sauntered down to the Cedar daycare center to drink apple cider out of a sippy cup and argue about form with his little buddies Jack, Billy and Marky.

• article on Dante Lamb HERE

• Guinness Book of World Records entry HERE

Monday, June 12, 2006

Al-Zarqawi Matted, Framed, Auctioned at Sotheby’s

Al-Zarqawi Matted, Framed, Auctioned at Sotheby's

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was deaccessioned by al Qaeda along with a photograph by Rineke Dijkstra and a painting by Marlene Dumas in a whirlwind evening auction at Sotheby’s last week. The winning bid was placed by a proxy bidder representing a coalition of Western investors. It is rumored the lucky winner is an American super collector.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Miniscule News Items!

MOCA is clearly ripping us off.


The Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles, has a myspace profile. You can see it here.
The Andy Warhol Museum has long since had one, which is here
And of course Art or Idiocy?s is here: http://www.myspace.com/artoridiocy

As you will see, we are friends with no less than 5 Andy Warhols, Jean-Michel Basquiat, a Warhol & Basquiat, Jackson Pollack, Marcel Duchamp, Rrose Selavy and Damien Hirst. There are real people in there too. It is pretty eenteresting who you’ll find on myspace if you wonder around long enough...


Blowing Bubbles in the Tub


Yesterday Modern Art Notes reported that AIC has a new acquisition, this piece by Jeff Koons. Full Story







"Ad nauseum"?!

Check out this week’s issue of TimeOut Chicago. It features a letter to the editor our dear genius Erik Wenzel wrote. It compares the weekly’s new design to American Apparel ads. And everyone we’ve shared it with thinks it’s funny, not nauseating. Oh well, you can’t control what they say about you. Also, just so you know, Erik Wenzel, Artist Extraordinaire has abandoned all other forms of art and now exclusively works in the medium of complaint correspondence.



It is OK to like nice paintings


Be sure to listen to this week’s Bad at Sports, because they say something like “That Maureen Gallace show sucked. You know who liked it? That Art or Idiocy? guy. Oh, Erik. Dammit, Erik.” It’s true, the Art or Idiocy? guy likes the Maureen Gallace show (pronounced Gayless, as in Now that Tucker had left town, and before him her friends Chip, Stuart and Timothy, Maureen found herself gayless.)

Here is why the show is good: The paintings are tight little objects of art. The small scale, and loose and brushy use of paint facilitates this. Gallace’s sense of color is great, large passages of subtle whites are punctuated by bits of intense color. Allow yourself the time to look at them. Gaze into the tiny little world, and walk around in them with your eyes. You become lost in the pure pictorial elements, it ceases to be "boring paintings of barns." Viewing the show involves moving from each small window to the next and doing this. Just enjoy the experience of looking, enjoy the colors and how they play off of eachother. Notice all the different ways the brushes have applied the paint. It is relaxing and lovely. And there is nothing wrong with that. Hers are paintings that non-ironically engage in the pleasure of painting. Yes, and orgasm. So fµ¢k off.

It’s also funny because the “uninitiated” public will look at this show and say, “now this is nice. What can’t more people make more art like this?” And at the same time all the "initiated” will get pissed off that it is not only another show of paintings, but a show of paintings that are sincere and believe in stuff. And apparently that is the last thing art should be. These paintings won't save the world, but I really liked looking at them. And that is totally valid. It doesn't make me a doofus or a luddite. Is it OK to just like some art? YES, as covered in the line above. And besides, these paintings are completely devoid of taxonomy, so Bad at Sports should at least give them that.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Diabolical New Museum Hours


The devil (sort-of) rears his ugly head on 6/6/6 and brings an end to AIC free days and suggested admission.



Today is Tuesday, but it is not free day at the Art Institute any longer. Starting last Saturday (June 3) AIC began its new hours and admission policy. 6 • 6 • 6 marks the first Tuesday that the Art Institute is not only not free, but is requiring admission instead of a suggested donation. What beast of hell hath wrought this vile pestilence?

Here are the new hours for AIC:
Summer (Memorial Day- Labor Day)
(That’s the last Monday in May to the first Monday in September for all you Freedom-Haters)

M - W 10:30a - 5p
TH & F 10:30–9:00
SA & SU 10:00–5:00
(Free hours have moved from Tuesday to Thursday and Friday evenings in summer, 5p – 9p)

Fall and Winter
M - W & F 10:30a - 5p
Thursday 10:30a - 8p (Free hours are 5 - 8p)
SA & SU 10a - 5p
ALSO, galleries won't be cleared till 5. No more being scooted out 15 minutes early!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE ! ! !
Winter Holidays

>The museum is now open until 6:30 on Thanksgiving weekend (F - SU) and December 26 - 31
>The museum is closed but three days a year: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's days.

February Everyday, all day, from February 1 to 21 is also free.
OK, that's random. Especially since there are 28 days in February. This MUST have some Satanic meaning.

It's Gonna Cost You
Adults: $12
Children, Students, and Seniors (over 65): $7
Children under 12 are free. So if you are 12, you have to pay 7 buckaroos, or your parent/s or guardian/s do. AIC don't care who, just somebody better. It would make more sense if 12 was still free. And then they could say "teenagers pay $7" and that would be pretty awesome. It also says "over 65" so that must mean 66 - ??? Uh oh...66.
Members are always free, so Join Us (as the brochures say)

Did the construction of the new Modern Wing unearth some unholy evil that is causing all this? You can see for yourself on the 'tute website with the sweet webcam. (NOTE: We've been watching this for a while now and still can't figure out at what rate it takes pictures. Is it daily? It was interesting to watch the wayward abandoned Art Chicago tents linger. And then to see the grass torn up since it all died under the half finished flooring. And then new sod laid down. I guess we should have told you about this sooner. Sorry.)

Image: Paul Gauguin (French 1848-1903)
Faune 1883-1893 [close enough to a devil]
Unglazed stoneware with touches of gold • H:18 1/2 in.
Estate of Suzette Morton Davidson; Major Acquisitions Centennial Endowment, 1997.88
The Art Institute of Chicago

Thursday, June 01, 2006

And ten thousand people-oids split into small tribes

Carl Detail
After a long absence, the popular TOP TEN is back on Art or Idiocy? This latest edition is brought to you by Carl Baratta. Baratta’s fantastical works are currently on view in his solo show, Hurt to Death, at the Contemporary Workshop (542 W Grant Plc, Chicago) through June 23. Baratta has exhibited as far as far off Japan and recently delivered a visiting artist lecture at UCLA. Locally he has shown with Western Exhibitions, and was featured in lasts summer’s hit show Drawn to Drawing at the Betty Rymer Gallery. Probably the best way to introduce Mr. Baratta is through a story he recently shared:
“Hey dude, did I tell you I found an article someone wrote about me online? It is about I show from last year. Anyway, check out the first sentence: ‘Carl Baratta wants to be a pirate.’ Isn’t that awesome?”
Without further adieu...

Carl Baratta
Top 10 for Erik:



10. Cut Rite Liquor Cocktail Lounge (AKA Cut Throat Liquors AKA The Cocktail Lounge)
#10
The rumor is that it’s a place of evil. Supposedly someone got beheaded at the bar one night back in the 80’s. In truth it’s a fantastic old man bar that’s got great polish beers and is run by the owner’s 10 hot daughters. It’s a great place to go if you’re into chicks with Eastern European mullets and crazy eyed old coots that can fuckin’ drink! It’s the only place I know where you can borrow any of the patrons hunting knives for a minute.


9. Chinese Scholar Stones
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This one looks like a plume of smoke. But if you look closer at the beautiful surface and texture of these types of rocks you can see placid lakes, feral animals, laughing faces, cool rivers, rolling hills, foreboding mountains and fighting armies.


8. Baltan (the buggy man on the left)
#8
“Not today!’ grunts Ultra Man. Poor guy, never could blow the world up like he wanted to. You got to love him for trying so hard.


7. Mark Manders
#7
In 2003, The Renaissance Society and The Art Institute of Chicago decided to curate two different sculpture shows by Mark Manders. The Renaissance’s show was much better since you could see all of the sculptures in one room. This helped the viewer look at all the work simultaneously making it possible for the viewer to construct meaning between sculptures. In other words, the viewer was given the freedom to reassemble each part of each piece to construct his or her own meaning of what all those weird piles and assemblages of stuff could mean.


6. Horchata
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It’s a sweet summery Mexican beverage, made out of rice with cinnamon and sugar. Irazu makes a good one. La Pasadita (the sit down one) on Ashland just south of Division makes a mean one too FYI.


5. Nigel Cooke
#5
An English artist, painter. I DO like how he grabs imagery from all over the place. And yes, I am a HUGE fan of scattered decapitated heads (or are their bodies buried beneath the ground?) but what I REALLY love about his work is this sense of foreboding and doom. Some of his pieces have vibrantly colored lightning bolts that violently slash the picture plane. They formally tear his jet-black skies and abandoned walls a new asshole.
Learn more about Nigel Cooke in this article


4. Queen’s Queen II
#4 Queen’s darkest album.


3. Mariko Mori
#3
Her large photos and installations imbue the vacant eyed stares of Manga girls and the genre’s meaningless violence with a sense of political awareness and spirituality. Plus! The rumor is her rich family is funding her to build a person sized hover leaf (a mechanical leaf that can hover above the ground that a person can ride).


2. David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs
#2
And in the death,
As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare
The shutters lifted in inches in Temperance Building
High on Poacher's Hill
And red mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City
No more big wheels
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand people-oids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald
Any day now
The Year of the Diamond Dogs
This ain’t Rock & Roll! This is genocide!


1. T-Rex’s Zinc Alloy and the Hidden Riders of Tomorrow
#1
Who cares if the title is super similar to Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars? It’s by far the coolest Glam Album of all time: Trashy, slinky, sexy fucking rock. Marc’s Laser Eyes burn the panties off my inner 70’s English teen girl.


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