Thursday, May 13, 2010

RUN FROM FEAR/FUN FROM REAR

Somebody said “art” and I thought they meant “Art-Art”.

So I just watched the premiere of Fear No Art Chicago on WTTW11. It is essentially the same thing as Metromix or 190 North – shallow human-interest features that showcase local businesses and entrepreneurs with a clever or creative twist. This is perfectly fine, but the big problem with Fear No Art is that it’s allegedly about “art” and opening up the audience’s perceptions and attitudes about what art can be. The pilot episode consists of a blues guitarist*, a fashion designer & a restaurant. These are all creative professions, but none of it is Art. There’s Art with an “A” Art and there’s “the arts”. Music is one of the arts. Fashion is more of an applied art, like graphic design. And then cooking, which I guess is “the culinary arts.”

Don’t mistake my position as being conservative, far from it. I posit that it is the show that’s conservative. The interests of the show are incredibly pedestrian, average and safe. To even graze the surface of challenging a general viewing audience’s “fears” about art would require a much more conversational and verbal discourse, think Check, Please! That would be ideal, since it engages an expert host with people from various backgrounds. But the format is the standard method of a host going out on the town and visiting friends, hearing some music, trying on some dresses and tasting some food.


Banner promoting the MCA, Chicago photographed by R.L. Segal

When I first got the email, I thought it would be more along the lines of classics like Check, Please! or the well-researched productions about Chicago’s myriad histories Geoffrey Baer puts together. With it’s title I thought contemporary art content was a given, especially since it’s lifted from the Museum of Contemporary Art. I understand, and even applaud the idea of bringing attention to art practices beyond traditional painting or sculpture. But rather than going in an expansive direction, this show opts for the conventional. There is nothing fresh or new about covering things that already have plenty of representation in the media. And it is not as though this fashion designer is trying to be considered in an art context, or that the chefs are trying to be anything other than avant-garde cooks (if anything they are going for the “scientist in the kitchen” gimmick). But this is all moot because in no way does the show engage in any sort of discourse, let alone about art. Should I be mean? I’ll be mean. Here’s an example. It’s not that mean, it’s just some dialog from the segment at the restaurant:

Host: “So you see this as an artistic production?”
Chef: “Yes [… it’s] an open forum, an open canvas.”


And again, this light approach to interesting local creativity is fine, but not under the pretense of expanding cultural horizons or fostering open dialogue about challenging cultural production. But maybe I am taking this all much too seriously. Maybe it’s just a nice show about art-like things. While I don’t expect hardcore art theory from PBS and WTTW I do expect more than this.

The saddest bit of all is that the Richard H. Driehaus Foundation is one of the show’s lead sponsor. The Driehaus Foundation used to award Chicago’s most generous and prestigious prize for artists, going to one established and one emerging artist but discontinued it after 2008. Other lead sponsors of Fear No Art Chicago include the Chicago Fashion Foundation, Fashion Studies at Columbia College and Le Cordon Bleu colleges.

* I missed the first few minutes, so I don’t know if his paintings, which are, “abstract in nature; raw, organic, primitive, and completely original in [their] approach” were discussed or not.

> FEAR — NO ART — CHICAGO


Thursday, May 06, 2010

Fair Enough

A look back at the weekend of Artropolis and all the events around the art fairs:

Suggestions for people titling articles they’ve written about art fairs: No Fair, Fair to Middling, Fair Play, Unfair, All’s Fair in Love & War & Art Fairs, Fair Weather, Renaissance Fair, Standard Fair, Fair Warning, Fair Trade, Fair Use, Fair Reporting, Fair Grounds, I Hate This Art Fair & It Makes Me Want to Stab Myself in the Face

Having not been contacted by NewCity I am lead to believe yet another year as an artist in Chicago has passed & I have failed to "break out".

Putting on my "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" t-shirt & heading to the Artropolis preview party.

"You know, I really have enough contemporary art in my collection. I'm looking to acquire a new lover."

"You are absolutely beautiful, you look like a Mary Heilmann wrapped in a Judy Pfaff!"

There’s a video installation in the Art Chicago cafe of a montage of kids' studios & with that Sigur Ros song “yooo-ooo-00000” playing.

Waiting for the right situation to say, "This makes me want to set fire to my eyeballs and bury them in manure."

"I can't even see what's good anymore." David Bowie as Andy Warhol

Gold painting with one drippy white cloud and another painting by someone else of a lady's head on a sloppy yellow & orange & black pattern.

Nice little shiny old oil painting with rectangles of mud maroon and cold cream.

Cardboard stapled frames, shirt sleeves, Kippenberger.

The guy who does dripping corporate logos.

The mirrored fountain parking garage bottomless shaft.

Those bowls of fruit are unforgivable.

This booth smells like plastic because all the art is plastic. This booth is playing smooth jazz on a boombox to go with the art.




That woman's dress shamefully, artfully, presents her breasts.

Extra long exposure photos of people fucking in a blur. Required to make this work: light kit, tripod & a "lover".

So I've seen the exact same Sigmar Polke & some palace interior photos that I saw two years ago.

Wolf Kahn has owned sexy neon garishness for decades. And he's not even ironic about it.

Peter Plagens' painting looks like a glowing review of a show of work by Carroll Dunham, Willem deKooning & that one New Order album cover everyone always cites as brilliant design.

I thought it was about what it looked like it was about.




Mr. Burns: "Oh, yes, sitting–the great leveler. From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?"

Michael Ian Black: “The point of jigsaw puzzles seems to be to spend hours and hours assembling an image you can already see on the box.”

"He would go to the opening of a drawer" – often remarked among Andy Warhol's friends.

Sol Lewitt Merzbow Pulse Demon wall mural blowing the eyes out the back of my head like yellow hyper balls.

Not to worry. I'll kill the lot of you. Shut your gob. Stop crying, you're getting on my wick. Who were you talking to?

"Man Walking" a Chuck Close Ab Ex style painting from his Jr. college days sold for $8 to make rent in '60 now $100-150K on Antiques Roadshow.

"This has been a complete disaster.”

I can't believe I went back a fourth time but I needed advice.




"The fair was good for us. It was fun.”

"Thank you for shopping Art Chicago, the floor is now closed."


Saturday, May 01, 2010

Pour One Out


If you go anywhere tonight post-Artropolis, make sure to stop at 65GRAND for David Ingenthron, Light:Snacks. This will be the last event held in their current space before they relocate.

Opening Reception:
Saturday, May 1, 2010
7 - 10p
1378 W Grand Ave
> INFO

Also, if you haven’t noted already, I’ve been sending out random observations and quips as I make my way through the weekend of art fairs & cetera on twitter. You can see a feed to the right, or follow directly here
> @ARTORIDIOCY



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